The pre-release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens included one of the greatest promotional pushes in film history. This promoting rush was greater than the one encompassing the arrival of the initial Star Wars prequel, The Phantom Menace, in 1999. What’s more, that one produced nearly the same number of Star Wars products as the original movies in the late ’70s and 1980s. Here some of the most abnormal, confused, and outright wrong Star Wars products.
1. Jar Jar Binks Monster Mouth Tongue Candy
Few Star Wars fans adored Jar Binks when he was presented in The Phantom Menace. Those that did, most probably likely didn’t love him enough to have him stick his Gene Simmons-sized red candy tongue down their throats. For various evident reasons, this simply doesn’t appear to be something a child ought to eat.
2. C-3PO Tape Dispenser
Perfect for the art room, home office, or sci-fi themed sex dungeon, here’s the official C-3PO tape dispenser. This fits a move of Scotch tape easily yet turgidly between the robot’s legs.